secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.

"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."

by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025

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Butt fuck no where

Butt fuck no where is where your girl friends lives in the country

Hi Andy, where does scout live “ butt fuck no where” right mate, so middle of no where! Yer bro

by I love you Scout December 18, 2018

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Butt Tongue

A tongue that comes from your butt. An insult to someone. An expression or way of saying something sucks.

Have you checked your butt tongue today? You're such a butt tongue! or Man, that seriously sucks butt tongue!

by Laugh Attack February 11, 2009

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Bowl-related side effects of menstruation. Particularly miserable periods can cause severe gas, constipation and diarrhea in the same day. Cramping can further confuse the situation. All of this can of course also lead to nausea. This particular set of conditions is known as period butt.

Alice's period butt prevented her from making plans that day because she didn't know what needed to happen or how long it would take.

"Ugghhh... I've got period butt."

by BrazilianCowboys January 25, 2016

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