dragon dick

A big fat cock that has the ability to eat people.

Andrew's dragon dick ate that pussy.

by Andrew Fucking Ho$@$% May 3, 2006

Ketchup dick

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

Look at Chris Huntley, he is the epitome of a KETCHUP DICK!

by Sofa king kool November 4, 2017

dick whipped

something that doesnt exist; ether the woman controls the man (pussy whipped) or they are equals; men dont control women nowadays

dick whipped? theres no such thing

by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

dick bandit

The combination of a Douche Bag and an Asshole. Most often a goofy, pathetic or annoying individual.

Jimmy is such a Dick Bandit. He's always drinking my beer!

by The Original Easy E June 11, 2006

Girls Dick

Someone who is soft or weak.

That girls dick only had 3 drinks and passed out.

by Luca P November 6, 2007

dick whipped

When a guy lets all his SINGLE buddies tell him he is pussy whipped by his girlfriend. Then he starts listening to his guy friends and ends up losing his girlfriend instead of growing balls and telling his single friends to but out. So once a happy guy with a girlfriend is now a single guy with his single friends playing "pocket pool" with Rosie and her five friends!!!!

Guys who has single jealous friends who want to ruin his relationship. Dick whipped

by alikatdancer February 24, 2011

cheese dick

having the personality of a cocksucker

That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!

by blzdp June 23, 2003