'The big one'

Filling a balloon with semen and using it to bludgeon a family member or friend.
Mum, Harry is using 'the big one' on me!
by Nut in it November 22, 2021
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The Big One

A real or imagined heart attack that a person experiences usually suddenly in response to a sudden distress or excitement. Originating from Redd Foxx's character Fred Sanford on the TV show Sanford and Son. Fred would clutch his torso with one hand, and extend his other arm out and usually exclaim as it's written in the example below, or some slight variation.

It's not a far cry from the expression to bite the big one meaning to die.
It's The Big One! Ya hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming ta join ya honey!
by Sir Carlton May 26, 2025
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One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.
Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.
by NorthernPython January 16, 2017
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One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.
"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"
by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018
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sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.
Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back
by Just the tips November 04, 2018
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One With

Australian for a Bunnings BBQ sausage sizzle order. Where you get 1 sausage sanga with onions.
Hi, I'd like one with please.
by ABBSSOW August 18, 2024
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