scorpion dick

a dick in which is curved up into the direction of the belly button. (this shape of the dick is physically impossible)

Shut up you have a scorpion dick.

by butt pluggz February 19, 2009

Dick Dock

A place to park your dick

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."

by siguario January 13, 2009

donkey dick

a term used to describe the sexual organs of an impressive male.

also, a sourthern english dialect for the common household carrot .

wow, he really is a donkey dick!

and

cor, no wonder this soup tastes so good, its full of donkey dick!

by andyt December 28, 2005

Donkey Dick

snowboarders term refering to a small (usually about a foot long) horizontal part at the end of a sloped handrail

"imma have a hard time hitting this rail cuz im a noob and it has a donkey dick

by DallasRaines January 13, 2009

dick-clipper

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.

I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

axe dick

when you get a big wood and nothingcan calm herdown besides someone taking a axe to it and slicing her off ...

holy fuck , i had the worst axe dick the other night when the 12 year old girl would not give in, it was like being at a black man convention..damn

by jesse000000000000000 August 21, 2008

Crab Dick

Nonsence word yelled mostly in highschool

Teacher: What's the tempature of the sun

Kid: CRAB DICK!

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Crab dick dude?

by mike dubya December 15, 2008