National game day

Congratulations children and teens!On October 29th kids will be able to game for how long they want!Parents can’t complain.

Mom it’s national game day!!

by anonymous September 26, 2021

national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams July 31, 2023

Pull a national treasure

Doing something with good intentions before someone with bad intentions.

Fred want's to set of a bomb so we must pull a national treasure

by RiskDaFrog September 4, 2023

National Makeout Day

March 20th

Make out with you lover

Come on just do it

National Makeout Day is for lovers of 2 months or more

by kz_clpz March 19, 2023

Pauline Hanson's One Nation

A minor Australian political party primarily catering to xenophobes. A source of ongoing embarrassment to the rest of the Australian population, who spend election season quietly praying for the party's prominent members to be dragged underwater by a saltwater crocodile.

I was gonna ask Kevin to be my FWB and somftycimm, but then I heard he's voting for Pauline Hanson's One nation.

I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr

by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025

National Throw Hasi Day

On May 15th, We must put our foot down and rebel against the tyrannical leader, We shall secure the keys, Ascend From Darkness, Rain Fire, Unleash The Horde, Skewer The Winged Beast, and Raise Hell, only then we shall truly be Free.

Alas! National Throw Hasi Day is among us. THIS IS IT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

by IssaMysteryy November 1, 2023

National Cuckhold day

A us holiday on the 19th of april once every decade used to fuck your family friend or with you significant other watching or vice-versa

Person1: hey, your friend is coming over for National Cuckhold Day at 7:00, be ready when he does.
Person2: alright, ill be in the closet by then.

by HeroicBottle May 27, 2018