douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect

My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown

by mr.beam June 8, 2014

cream bag

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.

I heard a guy and jail gave another guy a cream bag

by anonymous April 22, 2024

McCoy Bag

A small cross body slung case with multiple sectioned compartments for Dr. McCoy (Star Trek) to use on "away missions".

Wow this headache is killing me!
Hold on I've got chewable aspirin in my McCoy bag.

by kaman25 September 13, 2023

alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face

Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.

by Butthut May 27, 2016

Trash bags

Bags you put trash in.

Hym "Ok, I'll stop 😆"

Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"

Hym "Huh? I donno."

Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."

Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."

Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"

Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"

Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2022

fillin the bag

Either means to steal/shoplift or to measure up to expectations.

It is strictly a gangster term.

Sera: dat was a great party, yo!
Craig: Yea boi it fillin the bag!
Sera: Oh my god, did you fill da bag to get dat hoodie?
Craig: Hell nah!

by Sera and Clare, yo! February 16, 2008

bloody tea bags

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.

When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."

by cleverr_ratter-tatter-runner May 3, 2019