Dirty Matthias

When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.

I gave my friend a dirty Matthias last night

by KanyeWestHasALargePenis October 29, 2021

Dirty squirtal

Having sex with a female, and you put in her butt then she shits on your dick, re-insert into her vagina and she squirts, hits forth the dirty squirtal

Last night I banged this blondie and I gave her a dirty squirtal

by Big tega mojo April 8, 2021

Dirty Conboy

A complicated procedure, you need to first antique your victim and paint their face with lipstick like the joker. Once this is done, you need to drop a deuce on some paper and smear a bit of fresh shit on your balls, then proceed to teabag the victim as per the normal teabag procedure. Once done, don't forget to clean your bag.

Man, last night at this party, this dude was out cold from slamming a 26 of vodka, my buddy got out his camera and I fully gave him a dirty conboy. The funny thing is that when we watched the video it looks like he is enjoying it. I kept saying " Why so serious"

by nickopa July 13, 2011

Dirty Soumil

A dirty soumil is the unfortunate event when one discoveres a tissue containing multiple traces of feces, sperm, dirt and other grimes in said person's pocket. It is especially concerning when one purposefully creates these balls of tissues for the purpose of someone else to experience a dirty soumile.

Person 1: My nigger, check that pocket!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: My homemade Dirty Soumil.

by retardedniggah October 19, 2023

Dirty Aslan

when a person named "Aslan" gets the "double handed reverse twist vacuum seal gluck gluck 9000" by a thick bitch

yoooo wassup fam you know my name is "Aslan" so uh you wanna gimme that Dirty Aslan

by thethickdickdaddy69 June 26, 2021

dirty ela

when her car gets stuck in the snow and when she shows up you throw snow in her face

guys lets pull a dirty ela

by perrsonloll February 1, 2021

Dirty Maddox

A woman who enjoys a good anal, deep throat fucking, 6 dicks in pussy, 3 men licking clit, 1 man circling butthole with finger, 15 dicks slapping her back, 4 men sexually taunting her and 5 men giving her a good spanking all at the same time.

She said she would die for a dirty Maddox.

by Dirty Maddox April 21, 2022