by Franstx October 17, 2019
Get the You be epic bowling ballmug. by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021
Get the Steve Jobs my ballsmug. One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
Get the Ball bag friction theorymug. Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
Get the Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Ballingmug. Cock & Ball Torture (CBT), is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as waxing, squeezing, genital spanking, ball busting, genital flogging, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, or even kicking.
Man, the definition of Cock & Ball Torture (CBT) @wikipediathefreeencyclopedia@en.wikipedia.org is really funny. You should look it up some time
by Mr.NateHiggers February 21, 2022
Get the Cock & Ball Torture (CBT)mug. When you wear tighty whities for way too long. Your balls start to turn purple because they cant breathe and it becomes excruciatingly painful.
Did you hear that guy Luis got Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)? I think he's wearing his tighty whities way too much, he might have to get his balls surgically removed.
by Papichulito69 January 13, 2021
Get the Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)mug. A parachute (cock and ball torture) is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.
A ball stretcher, ball crusher, parachute (cock and ball torture), humbler, testicle cuffs, and cock harnesses are cock and ball torture devices while ball busting is a practice in cock and ball torture.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
Get the Parachute (Cock and Ball Torture)mug.