Whitey Tighty Ball Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”

by Dookiepoopy December 22, 2021

You be epic bowling ball

Usually comes with "hey" after

Used for unknown reasons

Someone: you be epic bowling ball
The same person or someone else: hey

by Franstx October 17, 2019

Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)

When you wear tighty whities for way too long. Your balls start to turn purple because they cant breathe and it becomes excruciatingly painful.

Did you hear that guy Luis got Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)? I think he's wearing his tighty whities way too much, he might have to get his balls surgically removed.

by Papichulito69 January 13, 2021

Big Balls Small Shrimp

The general classification of a manly man with large testicles and a small pecker. Underlying daddy issues is generally the case when dealing with an individual who has Big Balls Small Shrimp. Napoleon complex during sexual interactions is very common with these people as well. It is known for an individual with Big Balls Small Shrimp to ONLY enjoy African American intercourse, not discriminating against the gender, fucking both male and female. Big Balls Small Shrimp individuals usually tend to tell long long stories that lead no where, leaving you wondering how fucking small someones dick has to be to try to make up for it with their anti-climactic story telling. Ever plan for a day with the boys and it just gets ruined because someone invites "that guy"? Big Balls Small Shrimp is the epitome of someone who ruins trips, parties, and hangouts because he can't stop talking about the disproportion of his nuts to his Johnson.

Angelo: Dude what's wrong with Doug? He wouldn't stop crying about his balls at the party last night?
Amad: Hes just got Big Balls Small Shrimp

by japonsanders June 9, 2020

Hitler's enlarged ball sack

one of the many odd creatures of this world, Hitlers enlarged ball sack roams the wild terrain of Germany, striking fear into anyone that see's it. it's daily diet consists of Nazi flags and dead Nazi soldiers. it will attack anyone wearing the colors red and white, often resulting the person to shout "BEGONE THOT" which will drive the ball sack away. be weary of this creature, it roams Germany with balls of steel.

OH SHIT DUDE! ITS HITLER'S ENLARGED BALL SACK! SHOUT BEGONE THOT!

dude, stop acting like Hitler's enlarged ball sack.

Time to take Hitler's enlarged ball sack on a walk today!

by hjiweiejeijwerwerwerewerwe July 2, 2018

Ball bag friction theory

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.

Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'

by Yippikiai June 9, 2013

Parachute (Cock and Ball Torture)

A parachute (cock and ball torture) is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

A ball stretcher, ball crusher, parachute (cock and ball torture), humbler, testicle cuffs, and cock harnesses are cock and ball torture devices while ball busting is a practice in cock and ball torture.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020