put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

Medic Bag

It appears I need a Medic Bag.

"Chains, my friend, perhaps I would need medical attention by using your Medical Kit, being called "Medic Bag" by the so called internet, my dear friend? In other words, AAAAAAAAAHHH, IM DYING"

by quirkit October 4, 2021

hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones

Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.

by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018

Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

Bag

Someone who carries a lot of weight, mentally or physically.

"Shut up, you bag!"

" Look at that old decrepit bag, I give her 2 days."

by English Secret Service Member May 14, 2024

bags not playing

bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid

jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing

jessica: ugh fine!

by cantxrrr April 5, 2020

Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

the sexual act of when 2 partners perform the 69 position, and when partner on top defecates on the bottom partner’s face

Sorry Brendan, i’ll be late tonight, i have to have another shower as the missus just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021