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Douche Bags

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.
You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.
by Tiger Words January 14, 2017
mugGet the Douche Bagsmug.

garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.
You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”
by Duwmeister April 20, 2018
mugGet the garbage bag jinglemug.

douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
mugGet the douche bagmug.

alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.
by Butthut May 27, 2016
mugGet the alaskan sweat bagmug.

Garbage Bag of Gasoline

The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".
Man, this thing is a real garbage bag of gasoline!
by theultrahead May 19, 2021
mugGet the Garbage Bag of Gasolinemug.

get da nanny bag

When they promise you extra money on payday but the money never show up.
Lighty asked: "The plane crashed with the coke?"
Salty said: "No...get da nanny bag!"
by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 26, 2021
mugGet the get da nanny bagmug.

Sleeping Bag For Sausages

Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b
by BasicByotchIvy August 1, 2020
mugGet the Sleeping Bag For Sausagesmug.

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