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Italian butt flush

When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.

NOT a natural solution to constipation.
“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”
by Daddy’s Bunny November 7, 2021
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Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.
Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.
by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011
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butt

two buns covered in flesh. stuck together using more flesh
My butt is as big as Donald trumps dick. My butt is 5cm wide.
by Alex.asscheek June 7, 2021
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Butt

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....... Squishy, sMoOtH, BUTT!
Jenifer: MMMMMMMMM>......... a butt!
Menny: Whats a butt?
Jenifer: its squishy and......MMMMMMMM...... SmOtH
Menny: ohhhhhh.....
Menny: ( looks at jenifer's big butt ) MMMMMMMMMMM..... BUTT! SO TASTY!
Menny: ( takes picture of jenifer's butt )
Jenifer: MENNY!!!!
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no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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diuretic butt

When your butt explodes diarrhoea for no apparent reason, it just is
Whoa I had a a super charged diuretic butt tonight and I don’t have anything left inside me
by Dr True Love September 30, 2022
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tarrets of the butt

When you are farting uncontrollably breathing from your butthole. (Farting)
*farts*

"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"

"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"
by Awkward May 26, 2014
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