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2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
mugGet the 2 Bagsmug.

In your bag

To do something with confidence, sauce, skill, flair, and excellence.

Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.

Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.
You argued that man DOWN! You were in your BAG! He was not ready.
by Blerd Nation May 29, 2024
mugGet the In your bagmug.

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020
mugGet the put that shit in the bagmug.

hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones
Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.
by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018
mugGet the hag in a bagmug.

Little Bag of Fun

A small plastic baggie filled with drugs.
Did you get me my little bag of fun?
by SilverSheilds May 5, 2020
mugGet the Little Bag of Funmug.

hochelaga hobo bag

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street
Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag
by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025
mugGet the hochelaga hobo bagmug.

Skit bagged

Last night I was completely skit bagged!
by The Fuse March 8, 2010
mugGet the Skit baggedmug.

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