cry baby pirate bitch

when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch

boy:you you should play a game with us
boy2:yea join us
gingy:no
boy:why?
gingy:bc im a cry baby pirate bitch

this is what happens when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch

by im-cooler-than-you July 11, 2022

Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio

Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

by Hawdndidueu April 17, 2021

baby daddy

a baby who is literally your dad, i don't know how that works

"I have a baby daddy with a wet diaper"

"The fuck?"

by ChupaCulo March 28, 2022

Baby Batter

Def 1: What guys who have never been laid call their cum.

Def 2: A sad, pathetic way to say "jizz".

"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.

by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017

Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!

You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”

by okin June 11, 2022

Grand Baby

Hokie Midwestern bubba slang for Grandchild.

Vern: "Hey Bob, how is that Grand Baby of yours doing?"
Bob: "Uhh, well he's turning 15 next week...not exactly a baby anymore, you giant douche.

by Awebb33AA May 10, 2018

Baby

A Ctrl+c/Ctrl+v of yourself.

"-Hey can you come to the party tonight?
-Sorry i have to take care of the baby."

by Echoes act 3 March 15, 2021