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Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.
Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022
mugGet the Joe Jerk Offmug.

off the flash

A word used by Sofia and Aidyn in a British accent :)
Sofia-let me turn off the flash
Aidyn-okay

Sofia- oFF tHe FlAsH🎩
by Sakuraskull April 22, 2022
mugGet the off the flashmug.

sliding off the sewer

Another way to say "committing suicide", mostly used in a joking manner.

This is derived from the word 'Sewerslide'
Person: I'm sliding off the sewer!
Person 2: Wait no don't do that
by haszgxzgif March 23, 2022
mugGet the sliding off the sewermug.

make like a beaver and fuck off

It’s means go away and fuck off with a beaver butt plug
by S&j beaver September 21, 2022
mugGet the make like a beaver and fuck offmug.

keg off

Competition of drinking a keg before another group of people.

Themes are usually included i.e. Pimps vs Hoes
Those city boys are gonna get fucked at this weekends keg off.
by Keg Man August 1, 2020
mugGet the keg offmug.

Bake off

When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.
During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.
by Baker katie October 31, 2018
mugGet the Bake offmug.
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
mugGet the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shitemug.

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