Love

Something that does not exist

Do you really love me?

by MinecraftFortnite69isGay September 15, 2019

Love

Is a lie

I love you.

by Blazedbae May 12, 2019

Love

2 AM Denny's trips.

Sharing scarves.

Calling rude dennys employees old hags.
Laughing at everything together.
Netsirk.
Apologizing for our laughter when it is not necessary.

Needing drinks because you are parched.

"I thought it was bigger" - that's what she said.
Writing comment cards to rude old hags.

Laughing LOUDLY.

Watching other people go on "dates".

Taking 20 minutes to order our food.
Almost pissing your pants.

Old Hag: Do you see that obnoxious group of girls over there?

Gino: That's love right there.

by ahsatan! November 23, 2010

Love

Just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate.

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate. I did it, your parents did it. Break the cycle, Morty. Focus on science.

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Love

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed it hits hard and then slowly fades.

I love you!

by JudeDude2548 September 24, 2019

love

love is just a transaction, we are all hardwired to desire, we represent the correct set of desirable traits and BOM, we can turn it on and we can turn it off.

I can choose to love u and I can make u love me.

by *FACTS* June 3, 2019

Love

An amazing feeling while it lasts. News flash: it never lasts

Love is taken for granted, very few know what real love is

Don’t throw that word around because it isn’t something to play with

I can never love anyone as much as I loved him

by I.cant.take.this May 20, 2019