Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025

Female you need to have your fun bags and you falling my expectations of what a best exam is. Fun Bags otherwise known as the female breast shown in movie theaters on PG-13 movies.
“Dr jelly finger: Can you please show me your Fun Bags you need to get a mammary exam god dang it it February!
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
by I am sorry about that June 22, 2019

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

To do something with confidence, sauce, skill, flair, and excellence.
Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.
Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.
Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.
Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.
by Blerd Nation May 29, 2024

A booty bag is a bag that may secure the booty or perhaps when you are in your bag but you could really use some booty.
by Secure Booty November 8, 2019

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
by analvagina December 6, 2013

by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019
