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2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
mugGet the 2 Bagsmug.

Fun bags

Female you need to have your fun bags and you falling my expectations of what a best exam is. Fun Bags otherwise known as the female breast shown in movie theaters on PG-13 movies.
“Dr jelly finger: Can you please show me your Fun Bags you need to get a mammary exam god dang it it February!
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
by I am sorry about that June 22, 2019
mugGet the Fun bagsmug.

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020
mugGet the put that shit in the bagmug.

In your bag

To do something with confidence, sauce, skill, flair, and excellence.

Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.

Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.
You argued that man DOWN! You were in your BAG! He was not ready.
by Blerd Nation May 29, 2024
mugGet the In your bagmug.

Booty Bag

A booty bag is a bag that may secure the booty or perhaps when you are in your bag but you could really use some booty.
He's got a great booty bag.

I'm in my booty bag.
by Secure Booty November 8, 2019
mugGet the Booty Bagmug.

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.
by analvagina December 6, 2013
mugGet the The Seattle Dirt Bagmug.

Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.
Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.
by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019
mugGet the Holes in his bagmug.

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