drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.

Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!

by istitch October 28, 2017

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bro butt sex

Gay sex but its not actually gay because we put the word bro in it

Bro 1--"Bro, lets have some bro butt sex."
Bro 2--"Well you did say bro."

by BallsDeep69 June 17, 2014

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Sex+math=pleasure

It's simple adult math, you start in the living room, you + add the bed room - subtract the clothes ÷ divide the legs hopefully don't multiply...

Stdent: Oh shoot this math us hard what's the awsnser???
Teacher: well mabey you need a visual...
Sex+math=pleasure

by Halogirlwtf December 4, 2018

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surprise butt sex

When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!

Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?

Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick

Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!

by leslieann918 February 22, 2011

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hard hippo sex

when you get your fatass cock stuck inside her tight pussy and you grunt like a horny hippo

i heard that emily and ethan got stuck in hard hippo sex

by anonymous December 13, 2020

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gratuitous sex scene

In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.

The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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