"Buy A Gun day" April 15th...tax day. Conceived by gun bloggers in an effort to encourage gun ownership and to demonstrate the strength of the US gun owners by suggesting that everyone buy a gun (ostensibly with their tax return) on April 15th every year.
by Sailorcurt June 30, 2016

the douche-like version of the word douchebag.
the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.
the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.
by rainbowlicker August 20, 2009

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

by dmurex May 23, 2022

A spice bag is poutine, but with ingredients from Chinese takeout. This dish is popular in some parts of Toronto.
by LizardInACan July 4, 2023

Honey, what do you want to do for dinner?
I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.
I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.
by coolchewlew February 15, 2019

Example: Shellys boyfriend broke up with her and she is at home moping and sad her best friend comes over and says,"Girl get out your bag you'll get over him"
by _.Iza._ September 24, 2018
