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Shit Bag

Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!

Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.

You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020
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bag dew

the sweat on one's ballsack.
it's so hot out i got a bad case of bag dew.
by mark the shark September 20, 2003
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Bag hoe

A female drug addict that trades sexual favors for drugs; a female drug addict who intentionally “hangs” out with a dealer to score free drugs.
That bitch is such a bag hoe. She always be kickin it wit whoever’s makin the most money.
by яѧє'ẓ ṡʟѧṅɢ July 29, 2021
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bag and drag

A common hospital phrase that involves transporting an intubated patient from one area to another.
Sorry Bob, that fleet enema in slot 18 will have to wait. Jerry and I are going on a bag and drag up to the ICU with that fat fuck in the observation unit.
by DickChainy November 7, 2020
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douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."
*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved
by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011
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Peen Bags

boobs. 2 nice fatsacks made for a man to stick his willy between.
Wow that chick has osm big honkin peen bags
by Worm_Y September 23, 2011
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Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address
Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.
by Uwannahang May 10, 2021
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