Dick Slamming

Dick slamming describes someone who derives pleasure from repeatedly slamming his penis against an object with a hinge or slide mechanism, such as: toilet seats, bank vaults, cd cases, cars and doors.

He had a doorgasm from dick slamming the front door.

by lin1134114 December 9, 2008

FIRST DICKING

When someone posts a new blog and you comment FIRST before reading the blog.

I'll just use first dicking on MySpace awards center's blog so I can FINALLY be first.

by Noeli July 18, 2007

Maby Dick

When a persons Gender is not obviously apparent. You are unsure if they are a man or a woman. Generally Obese People (Hence the reference to "Moby Dick"

"OMG! Gareth, what IS that?"
"That's Maby Dick"

by Hornwood December 19, 2007

Jack's DICK

Very small in size, unsatisfying, searching for hours to find. His balls however are Sugarnuts

Katie: 'Oh, yeah i was with him last night and Jack's DICK did not live up to expectations. Gonna have to leave him.

by hankypanky97 June 14, 2017

Lady Dick

The penis of a transgender woman. Usually cute and soft, and sometimes very large for a girl.

"Guys want my lady dick so badly, they won't stop sending me messages."
"Lady dick is the best dick, because it's the best of both worlds."

by estricleallison May 11, 2017

dick hickey

When making out with a girl your dick is so hard for so long that when you are done you have left a bruise in the shape of your cock on her inner thigh.

"Hey man, did you guys do it last night?"
"Nah, but we made out for so long that I gave her a dick hickey."
"Pussy."

by J-Roe December 18, 2009

dog dick

another term for the Spartan Laser from Halo 3. The laser has a red color, and thusly is like a "red rocket" or a dog dick.

quick go get the dog dick before the blue team can get it.

Oh shit, i hear the dog dick

by Jordan Halo 3 Beta Tester June 6, 2007