Little Baby Simon

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby

Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset

by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024

bitch baby

a. (Noun) An exclamation used when something happens, or in place of an exclamation point.

b. (Noun) A term used to describe something or someone that is mildly annoying

Note: It must be used in situations considered mild. Extreme situations require stronger exclamations, such as "fuck".

1. (Waiting for netflix to finish loading) Let's go, bitch baby!
2. (Waiting for a pedestrian to cross the road) Move it, bitch baby!
3. (When you can't open a jar of pickles) Come on, bitch baby!

by chiffon7333 June 16, 2021

Baby

A weird little tiny thing that crawls

That is one weird baby

by Fatpaps1234567890 May 16, 2018

baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring

Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding

by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021

《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》I《¤》Need《¤》Anything《¤》

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《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》I《¤》Need《¤》Anything《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

Baby outlet

Another word for the "baby chute", typically after a woman has gone through at least one natural delivery resulting in a notable increase in elasticity.

*leans back on her elbows, spreads legs* - C'mon daddy, let's go down to Baby Outlet and see if there's a sale going on...

by ICantKeepCalmImGettingMarried May 4, 2023

baby brain

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.

The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.

by davelat September 3, 2025