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POC or suck cock

An answer for a situation when somebody tries to present you some crazy idea without Proof Of Concept
- Hey guys, you know oil floats on the water right? Why don't we cover ourselves with oil and wait for it to rain...
- You are high af aren't you? Anyway it's POC or suck cock
by SeaEagle January 5, 2022
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Cold Cock's Law

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.
There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.
by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022
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Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is if your having sex with a blond girl she has to punch your cock after u cum on her eyes because she can't see so it's all white. THE GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLONDE not to be racist
I had a amazing albino cock fight with my girlfriend last night
by anonymous December 22, 2021
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Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.
Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message
by Tafukk November 11, 2021
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TikTok Cock Block

When you’re at a party trying to get succ or any other form of coitus and there’s that one kid who is going around showing everyone the most trendy TikToks, when he stumbles upon you right when you’re about to seal the deal and draws the attention from your potential mate to the hypnotic effects of TikTok thus leaving you with blue balls.

Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 17, 2021
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Ranger roll cock

Ranger Roll Cock: an Uncircumcised penis. The foreskin not being removed from the penis
by Dieselcock1718! March 28, 2022
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Ryan Lotz of cock

A dude with a long schlong, often found in areas with a variety of cars
Wow, that is one Ryan Lotz of cock
by Ophoia July 22, 2021
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