shit on a biscuit

When you sick of everyone's shit and don't know how else to describe it

Someone: "I did so much better than you on that math test."
Me: "Well I might as well shit on a biscuit."

by THESEAREREALWORDS April 21, 2018

French Shit

Smoking A Cigarette And Taking A Shit At The Same Time

Best Feeling Ever, Is When One Takes A French Shit.

by RealOBoi December 19, 2017

shit shuffle

When a project manager or team leader has to fix issues, errors and problems created by clients or team members.

I just looked at the developers delivery and it's crap. The client is not happy. I have to fix this. It is going to be a serious shit shuffle.

by Meddac September 13, 2017

shvitz shit

To steam up the bathroom like a sauna while taking a shit.

No better way to get the toxins out of the body than a shvitz shit.

by Hwash12 May 27, 2017

reverse shit

Getting anal from a black man

Man Alex gave Kat the reverse shit last night

by Anonymous1111111775539 June 13, 2017

No shit, Sherlock.

A derogatory term used when someone points out the obvious or to tell someone that you already know something.

"Hey, man, I think your car just blew a gasket."
"Wow, No shit, Sherlock. don't you think I know that?"

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

shit up

When auto-correct changes your message from shut up to shit up.

Text convo:
Robb - "What's up asshole?"
John - "Shit up!"

by johndeezo April 20, 2018