Non commitment sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone

Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John

by Sickasfrick August 30, 2015

Sex with your hand

When one slides their cock up and down in their hands.

Did you have sex with your hand last night

by Hand destroyer 69 November 9, 2020

First sex misunderstanding

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

by Yeetson September 12, 2020

SOMETHING NOT ABOUT SEX

this is not about sex will not be. will never be.

oh. wait it is about sex. its about how its not about sex

something not about sex

by come on doods October 18, 2020

Velvet Coat of Sex

The red velvet coat which the twelfth Doctor wears, seen throughout the series. This item of clothing is considered sexy to many fans and is perfectly pulled off by Peter Capaldi. This beautiful jacket is often accompanied by sonic sunglasses which completes the sexy punk rock god look Capaldi quite easily pulls off.

"Look it's the velvet coat of sex" - Capaldi fan

"Watch how it sways in the wind, resembling a cape"- whovian

" I love that velvet coat"- fans and probably Peter Capaldi

by 12thDoctorsHusband June 11, 2017

Helicopter Sex Move

This is where a man sexually pleasures a woman by pulling off a 360 spin while his penis is still inserted

*girlfriend* Sex is so boring up until he hits me with the Helicopter Sex Move it makes me cum every time

by The knowledge god March 31, 2023