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kamikaze cock dive

When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.

*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.

GF: Legs open for take off.
by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018
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nearest cock suck

the closest available place to procure a blowjob of any level of quality.
"Excuse me sirs, do you know where the nearest cock suck is?!?"
by Tronner69 August 29, 2017
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Cock-a-Doodle-Do

A secret menu item at Buffalo Wild Wings where the head cook gives you a blowjob behind the dumpster. If ordered 'spicy', the cook will put hot sauce in his mouth before sucking.
"Dude, I'm looking at getting a snack size Hot BBQ"
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."
by pepper5319 December 17, 2018
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Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
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Cock-a-doodle discus

When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it
Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.

Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family
by Peefdeef May 28, 2018
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cocks in the ass syndrome

A series of medical and personal problems caused by having large cocks in your butthole. The stretched out butthole allows too much body heat to escape which means its too cold for work except for during the summer time. A loud voice is also common with this syndrome, its thought to be caused by years of yelling more cock, I need more cock, dont stop !!
Darrell was unable to work for 9 months due to his cocks in the ass syndrome.
by llvdoc May 2, 2022
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Fat Cock Francis

A man who was ordained by God to be named Francis, who also is in possession of a rather large penis, or colloquiallly known as a "Cock".
"Oh, look... Here comes Fat Cock Francis."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."
by Fat Cock Francis October 14, 2022
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