Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

Disorder in which one neglect all people who were once important.

Mon: "Hey Jaxx, I'll pick you up after school. Be there!"
Jaxx: "Okay, sounds good."

Mon never shows up, Jaxx is upset.

Mon is suffering from a classic case of Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

by LSDLucy December 15, 2008

SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome)

When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.

Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.

Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).

Guy 3: Duuudddeee.

by markexton June 2, 2009

Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome

When you or someone is in a scenario straight out of the Shakespeare play Midsummer Night Dream.

Girl:
Man, I'm really in love with Adam. But he is in love with Kristen. But she is in love with Jordan, and he loves her back!
Friend:
You guys have Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome.

by In this situation March 6, 2009

Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS)

A male post-coital mental state, induced by female partner with an abnormally small vagina, creating the perception that one's penis is larger than it actually is.

See Also: Large Vagina Syndrome (LVS) antonym

1. John suffered from a case of Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) after returning home from a business trip to Thailand last week.

2. Male 1: "Man I ripped that girl UP last night."
Male 2: "Nah dude, I've seen that shit, I think you're suffering from TVS. Go take a nap."

by Dr. Brown Buffalo January 9, 2011

High School Musical Syndrome

When the main character in a production (Mostly Disney) that appears on either television or film such is normal in the beginning, shallow in the middle, and becomes normal again in the end, realizing what a total dick it was. I just call it HSM syndrome because it's one of the most obvious film you would see it in.

Troy Bolton in HSM 2

Jo in Mean Girls 2

Kady in Mean Girls

They are all clear examples of High School Musical Syndrome. If you don't believe me look it up for yourselves.

by logical teenager January 24, 2011

phantom cell phone syndrome

the same as phantom limb syndrome, but when you don't have your phone in your pocket, yet you still feel the vibrations of getting a text/call. tends to stem from advanced cell phone addiction. usually takes 1-2 weeks of not having a phone to cure.

"I thought I got a text, but my phone isn't even in my pocket!", "dude, you have phantom cell phone syndrome!"

by kristopher superstar June 26, 2009

Mary Kay Laterno syndrome

Referring to the infamous teacher who had sex with her 13 year old student. When a hot young teacher who can get any guy basically wants to screw a hot underaged student (like 17-15)

Sally and Jim are in the faculty lounge

Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared

Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!

Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?

Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!

by letstalkandholdhands September 16, 2010