what the hell are you doing

Typically said when someone really ticks you off. Often involves mooching.

After Tony smeared nutella all over Steven's oreos, Steven responded by saying "What the hell are u doing?!"

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 3, 2005

Imma let you finish

What you say too look polite when you interupt someone, put them down, and are not going too really let them finish. Made famous by kanye west at the vma's when taylor swift won the award kanye wanted beyonce to win.

Host: The best female video goes to... Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift: Thank you so much!! I always dreamed what it was going to be like winning one of these someday, but I never thought it wold actually happen. I sing country music, so thank you so much for giving me a chance too win a vma award--
Kanye West: Now Taylor, Im really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time! (shrugs and walks away.)

~Later~
Obama: Jack ass.

by the poster of this word September 20, 2009

Swipe Before you Wipe

Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.

While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.

by Covejoel April 17, 2010

I'm gonna leave you to it

A phrase to escape, exit, or end conversation... used mostly for phone calls, work, and fleeting conversations.

Ok... OK... MOM OK!... Ok mom, I've gotta go... I'm gonna leave you to it.

Looks like you've got everything taken care of... I'm gonna leave you to it.

by jacprice January 17, 2017

you figga deal me

Asking someone if they understand you. To ask if you are understood.

Hey Compton, you can't deal at my house you figga deal me?

by Kedy January 23, 2007

how do you do

How are you

Just askin' how do you do.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008