February 5th

ask out the most recent on your snap (girl/boy) and THEY CANT SAY NO

Boy: Hey will you go out with me?
Crush: ew no why would I wanna go out with you?
Boy: Because it’s February 5th you cant say no!

by February 5th February 4, 2022

2^82,589,933-1

The biggest Prime Number, almost as big as your mom

2^82,589,933-1 is cool
y e s

by bellower the first February 6, 2022

Dirty 5hm00p

An act in which a kick is used to eject an eyeball from an opponent in a fight before a group of men forcibly penetrate the vacant ocular cavity with foreign objects.

He just dirty 5hm00ped that stabber over there!

by Ca$hM30usside December 8, 2021

January 5th

National school fight day 2.0

Its january 5th time to finally have a school fight

by Shaz05 December 18, 2021

January 5th

Kiss or hug your boyfriend day

girl: kisses boyfriend
boy:why you kiss me
girl: todays january 5th

by daddy 7275683269 December 22, 2021

February 5th

Tell an overly specific story on the internet. Overshare about some random thing that happened a long time ago. Go crazy, give EVERY detail.

It's February 5th, you know what that means, time to tell Reddit how one time I ate five burritos from Taco Bell and the proceeded to shit on my kitchen counter.

by Fuzzy_Hedgehogs December 23, 2021

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021