samp work

A saying which derives from Kalkaska Michigan which refers to simple work. Anything that is samp work is just easy.

Jared- "Hey Tim, looks like your going to be lifeguarding next Saturday."
Tim- "Samp work."

by dutchmen96 May 19, 2010

correctional work

An oxymoron because anyone who does this work knows there is no work involved.

Yeah man, I been doing correctional work for just upwards of 20 years now and I’ve gained only a little over a hundred pounds which ain’t too bad considering the truckloads of pizza I must’ve eaten every single day on the job!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Putting in the Work

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is wearing makeup. The idea is that the woman’s makeup slowly comes off and looks messy when it’s over

Spencer: Dude I just got the greater blowjob ever

Julian: Was she putting in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 October 22, 2020

honest work

A job that isn't the best paid but it's useful and legal

Auntie Louisa what do I do now? My girlfriend is pregnant

You get a job and support her the best you can. Even if it's something boring like working in a bakery.

But my mates will laugh at me

There's no shame in honest work that helps you provide for your family

by E.Briggs October 31, 2013

Government work

When one is at work and doing personal business, such as fixing the garage remote or looking up traveling directions.

Ozzy did some nice government work for me yesterday when he installed that mod chip into my Playstation.

by Kenvin October 5, 2006

God’s work

When you’re giving back the karma that shitty people deserve.

“Hey Bro that girl is a toxic liar, why are you investing so much time in her?”
“Because I’m going to toy with her emotions just like she did with the many guys before her. I’m doing God’s work”

by Dlep3000 July 19, 2020

Idk I just work here

Something you tell someone to confuse them or annoy them.

Karen: "You're being disrespectful. You need to learn some manners😠"

You:"....idk I just work here😐"
Karen:"....what do you mean you just work here???😡"

by A fellow annoying teen June 15, 2020