Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Wet wipe

Will

Omg will is such a wet wipe
Ikr

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.

Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.

by hilarioyo August 25, 2021

Willy wipe

Someone who doesn’t understand anything and gets things wrong

Omg your such a willy wipe

by Ariprince123 May 21, 2021

Ass wipes

1) another word for toilet paper.
2) a name to call a group of people you hate.

"Shit I need to buy some ass wipes and beer."
"Those guys are ass wipes they took our women."

by Kelly-182 July 6, 2016