by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016
Get the Wilsonmug. Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
Get the Wide Faced Wilsonmug. oh Wilson... oh Wilson... I cannot explain this adorable guy. I don’t even have words to say.. CUTE BLONDIE he is Weird and cute at the same time. His laugh is amazing Cute smile and nice style. BIG fan of football.
“Wilson Marry me”
by JanJen102 October 30, 2019
Get the Wilsonmug. an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background
“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”
“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”
“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”
by grandpatastesbad June 3, 2022
Get the wilsonmug. proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper
by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020
Get the Wilson-Cooper 2026mug. When you whip your girls period blood off your dick and smack her ass to make a hand print and yell "WWWIILLLSSSOOOOONNN"
by Tom Spanks August 30, 2022
Get the The Wilsonmug. Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
by Hahasquid December 9, 2014
Get the Harvey Wilsonmug.