Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

Weird

induce a sense of disbelief or alienation in someone.

blue eyes weirded him out, and Ivan's were especially creepy

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

Weird

someone who is generally uncommon and not like other girls

omg aoife is so weird
ikr she’s not like other girls

by realdefininitionsong December 7, 2022

Weird

Zak and his choccy eggs

Oh, that’s weird. Eat your choccy egg normally.

by Choccyeggs April 7, 2022

Weird

Aryan jora

he’s just weird

by bfnvggj May 30, 2025

Weird Bitch

a female that has a problem with another female for no apparent reason

Girl 1: That ho Barbara keeps mean mugging me for no reason!
Girl 2: Barbara is such a weird bitch.

by yourmomsbackdoor March 23, 2025

Weird

A white male who has no cultural intelligence and pushes alt-right fascist propaganda. May also be into couches, dolphin porn, and cat fights. Synonymous: creep, controlling, MAGA, J.D. Vance

“If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling”.— Hillary Clinton

by Cr8zy Cat Lady July 29, 2024