skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.

"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."

by hsigor August 20, 2007

weasel pee

Being a hooligan; being full of nonsense

I think you're full of weasel pee!

by meatless_spam September 15, 2023

toilet weasel

Poop

I just made a toilet weasel.

by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017

Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males

"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"

by IMINX May 19, 2014

Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”

by Frii October 27, 2022

sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.

Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.

by mindsayjandaleindl June 29, 2011

pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average

Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.

by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016