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Virgin Mobile

The crappiest Cell phone provider ever. With its $2.50 ringtones and your 25 cents a minute calls, that are always DROPPED. Nothing ever goes right, no service EVER. Its horrible. Maybe I should go to Europe to make a damn phone call where I have service!
Person 1: So are we chilling tonight? I just got a new Virgin Mobile Celly!
P2: Yeah, sure, I'll check out yer new phone!
P1: Okay cool so I'll meet you at the co- *click*
P2: DAMMIT VIRGIN MOBILE!
by Ash uh lee January 4, 2007
mugGet the Virgin Mobilemug.

Arkansas virgin

An Arkansas virgin is a girl that can run faster than her brothers.
Marilou was, like many girls on the track team, an Arkansas virgin.
by eViL pOp TaRt June 26, 2006
mugGet the Arkansas virginmug.

virgin pussy

A pussy that although has mabye been fingered or ate out, never actually penetrated. i.e. fucked
Kenny: yo man i finally got inside bitchywhoreface the other day with my unit, that was some nice virgin pussy.. she even bled

Friend: yea its about time, youve put everything else inside of her cept for that.
by mikekitlas April 26, 2006
mugGet the virgin pussymug.

virgin surgeon

Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.
1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.

2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
by Heydecker March 18, 2008
mugGet the virgin surgeonmug.

sunlight virgin

Person who gets no sunlight and doesn't go outside. Their pasttimes are playing video games and watching dvd's on their computer.
An example of a sunlight virgin is:
zex|sunman <summy>
by kame March 29, 2003
mugGet the sunlight virginmug.

Valorant Virgin

A looser who has a big ego and bully others to increase its power. Valorant is the source of its power and as long as they spend 16 hours of valorant every day, they will maintain their massive ego and will ruin people's day continuously.
This guy is such a valorant virgin. Very sussy baka.
by Family friendly May 17, 2021
mugGet the Valorant Virginmug.

virgin gunshow

An expression refering to people who wear cut offs that think that there buff but really arent....douchebags. A word thought up by the late jon einarson
mostly rednecks in wife beaters, virgin gunshow
by Devin Demaine September 14, 2009
mugGet the virgin gunshowmug.

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