crying unicorn

1.) The act of ejaculating into one's eye

2.) The act of ejaculating into your own eye

Patrick: Dude I can't believe you gave Janice a crying unicorn.
Nate: I f**ked her eye out
Other example:
Matthew: (hardcore masturbation)*penile squirt* AAAHH F*CK MY MOTHERF*CKING EYE!!!

by MPN January 16, 2011

Unicorn Fuck

A unicorn fuck is a mythical sexual conquest that is claimed to have taken place but did not or a sexual encounter that is desired but almost certainly will never take place.

Example: "Listen Keith, that story you told about that chick from high school you claim you finger-banged behind Shakey's Pizza? She's a unicorn fuck. I checked and her picture isn't even in the annual."

by Red Pepper Lover December 14, 2014

Blue Unicorn

The spread of blue balls to the schlong starting at the base and moving slowly towards the tip.

"how was that girl last night?"
"it was good, but she left me with a blue unicorn"

by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009

Rusty Unicorn

Shit in a condom and use as a Dildo

I tried a rusty unicorn last night!

by Davely June 7, 2014

Unicorn Mercury

The light-green oil thats on the foil or wrapper of a weed brownie.

The liquid is what sustains and breeds new life.

Yo I just drank the Unicorn Mercury
Sir, you will be living likea god soon

by NoMattNo October 18, 2010

sexual unicorn

When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.

((:)=====D0

Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.

by Please DKM May 8, 2015

Unicorn Fart

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.

The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".

by TwincleToes June 8, 2018