by tweanut October 19, 2008
Get the Unicorned mug.A unicorn fuck is a mythical sexual conquest that is claimed to have taken place but did not or a sexual encounter that is desired but almost certainly will never take place.
Example: "Listen Keith, that story you told about that chick from high school you claim you finger-banged behind Shakey's Pizza? She's a unicorn fuck. I checked and her picture isn't even in the annual."
by Red Pepper Lover December 14, 2014
Get the Unicorn Fuck mug.Patrick: Dude I can't believe you gave Janice a crying unicorn.
Nate: I f**ked her eye out
Other example:
Matthew: (hardcore masturbation)*penile squirt* AAAHH F*CK MY MOTHERF*CKING EYE!!!
Nate: I f**ked her eye out
Other example:
Matthew: (hardcore masturbation)*penile squirt* AAAHH F*CK MY MOTHERF*CKING EYE!!!
by MPN January 16, 2011
Get the crying unicorn mug.by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009
Get the Blue Unicorn mug.by Davely June 7, 2014
Get the Rusty Unicorn mug.When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.
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Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.
by Please DKM May 8, 2015
Get the sexual unicorn mug.The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".
by TwincleToes June 8, 2018
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