Definitions by MPN

crying unicorn 

1.) The act of ejaculating into one's eye

2.) The act of ejaculating into your own eye

Patrick: Dude I can't believe you gave Janice a crying unicorn.
Nate: I f**ked her eye out
Other example:
Matthew: (hardcore masturbation)*penile squirt* AAAHH F*CK MY MOTHERF*CKING EYE!!!

crying unicorn by MPN January 16, 2011