trufflin'

having the audacity to be both super fly and super sweet. a combination of the words trifflin' and truffle.

LaBufanda Cherise was so trufflin' this morning in dat daisy print mini skirt when she was bringin' dat strawberry shortcake to grandma! But did you here 'bout LaQuinta Keisha eatin' the skin off her baby daddy's fried chicken? TRIFFLIN' YO!

by ninjafart July 4, 2005

Traffic Accident

The act of defecating on your partners genitals and once done, drag your ass from the zone of defecation, towards the head. Creating a skid mark... Resembling a car skidding out of control, leaving marks that lead to the nasty pile up at the end.

"I got freaked out first time she asked me to give her a Traffic Accident but then she tossed my salad and...
It's like a Hot Karl, with a little twist.

by torontonian000005 April 2, 2009

Traffic cone

When you walk in on your wife having an affair. You immediately challenge the man to a penis duel. The loser gets a reach around while the winner performs a donkey punch.

Nice we totally traffic coned my wife last night

by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008

truffle dick

When a male gives a female rough anal sex then the female performs oral sex immediately after.

Bro 1- you hook up wit that bitch last night?
Bro 2- word bitch was a freak so I gave her that truffle dick

by Flash37 April 18, 2016

Jew Traffic

Traffic or Congestion in a place with a large jewish population, such as NY, LA, or Miami. To be stuck in a large group of people on the sidewalk in a overpopulated area.

I was Half an hour late for work, navigating through the Jew Traffic on 7th Avenue.

by KarmaKitten March 1, 2009

Belgian Truffle

The act of completely covering another's head with muddy excrement, causing the head to look like a giant chocolate truffle

Man 1: "Would you like a Belgian Truffle my dear sir?"
Man 2: "Why yes, I do belive I would. Did you happen to have some bad mexican food today good sir?"
Man 1: "Indeed. The rivers are flowing fast today."

by SirPenetror December 10, 2005

Troff

The act of eating out your partners butthole during sex

"My gf plans to troff me dry tonight"

by Small Beastly June 23, 2009