I'm too gay for this

When you are gay and you see a cute girl/boy. Or someone straight tries too flirt with you.

Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.

by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019

too dead to skin

beyond hope of redemption

She's too dead to skin, I don't think I can ever even talk to her again, much less go on a date.

by teddio June 14, 2011

You Too & Stuff

A speech by stand-up comedian Brian Regan, who talks about his speech mishaps, such as saying things at the wrong time, confusing people's genders, or saying an Involuntary "You Too".

Excerpt from "You Too & Stuff":

I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".

"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."

by JoeCool888 August 22, 2009

Too much gay

When ikigai squad discord group, go over the limit of gay

man wtf is this nsfw channel in discord. There is too much gay

by toomuchgay123 March 15, 2018

Your too cute

This is a holiday were people celebrate their partner and how cute they are.

Boy ~ “Your too cute”
Girl ~ “awe”

by Idaho_girl December 25, 2020

slightly-too-loud

To purposely raise one's voice in a conversation, allowing others to catch a part of it that shouldn't or otherwise isn't desired to be overheard.

A conversation at a diner:
Carl: "..Oh, and the fact that you GOT A computer VIRUS!"
-people stare-
Jen: "Shut up Carl, you're slightly-too-loud!"

by chillywilly2k8 October 17, 2008

Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.

Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

by Jack O. Cummings August 12, 2019