A defensive tactic that can be employed in an intoxicated streetfight against multiple sober opponents. Your belt is removed and thrown away, and your pants are dropped completely to your ankles. You then waddle up to the fight like a penguin with fists raised in "fighting irish" position. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and a slow getaway follows.
Dude, how did we not get our asses kicked by those bouncers last night? Well we were outnumbered, but Connors pulled the ol' B-man shuffle and got us out alive.
by Newfie Francis February 11, 2008
Jimmy- yo carl I need a shuffle wuffle
Carl-but your mom can give you one
Jimmy- you do a better job
Carl-fine
Jimmy- *moaning noises*
Jimmy-*cums*
Carl-but your mom can give you one
Jimmy- you do a better job
Carl-fine
Jimmy- *moaning noises*
Jimmy-*cums*
by Clash is gay September 14, 2020
Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle
by phillthethrill81 December 19, 2017
to buy a brand new ps3 from a videogame store and taking it to walmart, claiming you have no receipt, and then getting more money
by newarkid May 07, 2007
''I came home early and caught the wife doing the Kit-Kat shuffle over a picture of George Clooney last night.''
by ZedHead October 27, 2007
When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.
by Jonny838294 February 24, 2019
When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.
by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK February 21, 2011