Dr. schollin

Bethany: "When i woke up this morning to go to work, i put my shoes on and it felt all sticky"

Jessika: "Please don't tell me Robert was Dr. Schollin' in your shoes last night"

Bethany: "Yes, yes he was."

by Bethany Sue January 7, 2012

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Dr. Bless

Bless your fucking pussy

You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy

by luckyisavirgin June 17, 2021

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Dr. Williams

A very shy one which only comes out at night to search for food and go to the gym. She lives within the wilderness where she spends her time fishing and shopping online for new fishing gear. The natural habitat of this Swedish beauty is in the forests of Michigan. She loves to watch anime but only in Japanese and with subtitles. Her favorite food is tomatoes (who knows why cause tomatoes are not good). Her favorite attraction is the red-black bearded Elias.

She is such a Dr. Williams.

by n-i-c-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k February 17, 2021

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Dr. Proct

A proctologist.

A proctologist who moonlights after business hours and takes care of gay mens needs.

David went to go see Dr. Proct today.

Wow!!! David really loves Dr. Proct!! What a queermo!!!

David had to see Dr. Proct for problems with roids.

by scappuccino February 14, 2009

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tl?dr

"Too long? Don't read"; "Don't bother reading if it doesn't interest you".

Not to be confused with tl;dr.

When you previously gave some information or made a joke and want to give more clarifying info, but also want to admit that knowing said info doesn't gain you much benefit either.

Nobody wants their app to crash. Yet they added `Abort()` in the new version!?

tl?dr
Well, they actually added it for ... reason x and y ... *much text*

by JL_. March 16, 2022

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