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Wisca Syndrome

The WISCA Syndrome Why Isn't Sam Coding Anything. When a programmer is in the design phase of program construction and the boss who doesn't code enters wanting coding to have already been started.
My boss is suffering from WISCA syndrome.
by ZMentor May 17, 2018
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Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!
by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016
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Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.
Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.
by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019
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Nice Syndrome

When an area is invaded by tourists and loves it, letting the visitors affect and create their culture. Like Stockholm Syndrome for cities and regions. Named after Nice, France which has been shaped over centuries by aristocrats, celebrities, and anyone else not actually from the city or country.
We wanted to go to Florida for vacation but they have Nice Syndrome in the winter.
by Cheggy February 25, 2015
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Spock Syndrome

a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.
A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.

Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."

Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"

SSG: "Why?"

GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"

SSG: "Why is it a rule?"

GW 1: "It just is!"

SSG: "I do not understand."

GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."

GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"
by ManPoweredTravel November 5, 2012
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excalibur syndrome

Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.
"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
by Shoseph July 21, 2014
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suckaniggadick syndrome

An infrequent case that makes you suck a black person's penis uncontrollably.It is known to go on until they ejaculate.IN some rare cases it goes on endlessly.
by xiaiq May 30, 2022
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