Status Terrorism

The act of hijacking somebody's facebook status which usually results in the inability of replies from others, due to the awkward nature of the things said.

Guy who posted status: Fuck me, there's no shame in some people, just doing drugs on the train in public.
Status Terrorist 1: Everyone is 'cracking' under Christmas pressure.
Status Terrorist 2: They're just 'lining' up the presents they're going to buy.
Status Terrorist 1: Preparing their wallets for many 'dealings'.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'sniffing' out the bargains.
Status Terrorist 1: 'Injecting' their own grandiose delusions of selflessness, through the medium of buying presents.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'hashing' out their Christmas party plans.
Status Terrorist 1: They're doing drugs.
Guy who posted status: Thanks guys for the Status Terrorism...

by Goron Boi November 23, 2014

Lion Status

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.

"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*

by ice cream wizard July 19, 2010

wig status

The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.

I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.

by mini wig November 14, 2009

Status Quoc

The existing state of affairs within a group of irresponsible delinquents.

Person 1 ‘Let’s eat supers at Riva’

Person 2 ‘isn’t that the status quoc’

by Prince Quoc December 28, 2021

status jacker

one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.

did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!

by howareya3896 February 2, 2013

Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.

"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."

by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011

Byro status

One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.

He Byro status.

by Berick johnson September 13, 2019