Status Flirt

To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.

This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".

It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.

Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.

Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
by Per21 November 10, 2011
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black status

1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet
Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan
by Te61 April 07, 2016
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Panda status

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 06, 2010
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Byro status

One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.
He Byro status.
by Berick johnson September 14, 2019
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wig status

The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.
I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.
by mini wig November 13, 2009
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status jacker

one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.
did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!
by howareya3896 February 02, 2013
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Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.
"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
by ChasingGrace September 26, 2011
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