Sex while simultaneously standing on your head, thrusting, and doing the splits. Usually the beneficial aftermath of sending a photo of a cocknana.
Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.
by DJ, Chee Sed November 7, 2021
Get the Cocknana Splitmug. When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017
Get the The bannana splitmug. by ElCompanjero September 5, 2016
Get the Nuggee Splitmug. An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018
Get the Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzomug. A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
Get the Alabama Banana Splitmug. when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
Get the split dumpmug. Battledudes gamer, and cheater. Bro posted a fake image of 1k+ kd, and got caught in the battledudes server. Good quick switcher though, sweaty player. Has a very basic pfp, and only asks for 1v1's, NOTHING ELSE.
"Yo! Split! What's your kd? "
"Oh um, its 1.6k! Trust!"
"Oh um, its 1.6k! Trust!"
by the battle pass November 15, 2023
Get the Splitmug.