splits on trees

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I be doing splits on trees

by RAR XD February 21, 2018

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Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.

"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"

by trombonefishjoe January 12, 2024

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Split

To beat up

Davis: Don't touch me, my nigga!
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.

by big_mikevq November 15, 2017

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Banana Split

Pretty girls that don't know how to close their legs.

Chris : Hey, your dating Olivia?
Jeff : Yeah. What about her?
Chris : Lol, She's a banana split!

by Http.les April 7, 2015

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When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

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