Dark side

The area between your balls and your asshole. Where your cooch would be.

Oh god why is my dark side so damn sweaty

by Coochiewrangler April 24, 2019

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it).

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Side Pole

The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants

I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.

by JudyFrench July 12, 2022

Side credit

Any woman besides your wife that you wanna have sex with.

Josh and I saw some good side credit walk past work today.

by Hole dozer March 25, 2022

Side bush

When beard hair gets to long on the side of your face

Honey I think it's time to trim your side bush

by HarryDunn March 25, 2017

side balls

the side of your peanuts

"oh you almost sat on my side balls"

by sideballs July 8, 2018

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022