redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014

Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball

My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

by Logizyme November 26, 2017

Redneck Atheist

A redneck who holds no belief in God or Gods.

I live in the South, but religion is honestly overrated to me so I would consider myself a redneck atheist.

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019

Redneck Cry

The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.

After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!

by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018

Redneck Stickfight

When two southern fellas go into an abandoned field, strip completely naked, and play swords with their genitalia in the back of their Chevy while listening to Luke Bryan.

Larry and Dale had a Redneck Stickfight out behind the barn before headed to the rodeo last night.

by TheRealVincent December 24, 2018