Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.
I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.
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Jon jones

A amazing father, and responsible drinker. And does not like cocaine, just likes the smell of it.
JON JONES IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
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Very smart intellectual Usually very friendly but also like to keep his distance You will love being around him but he won’t like being around you It’s a personal thing And don’t try him because he tends to take shit to the extreme and that’s not in your best intentions
Don’t play with that boy Jon be really like that
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everyones fav dilf
“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”
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Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody
"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"
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