Golden Moment

When you so laugh you wet yourself

OMG he made me laugh so hard I had a golden moment!

by Brothaontheinside November 18, 2019

Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.

Golden Chair I'll be right back.

by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021

Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.

Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"

by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013

Golden Slushie

When you urinate on your partner in the freezing cold and it freezes onto them.

I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.

by SploogeBobSquarePants February 8, 2020

Golden Ambush

The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.

Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.

Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.

by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012

Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.

"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"

by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018

The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.

Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.

by ChillyChad May 21, 2022