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sleeping booger

pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.
hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.
by Mikawinkle October 4, 2011
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Booger Pickering

The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.
Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?

Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.
by urmomisaslut.com November 9, 2023
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booger fam

a group of 4 bitches that like to talk shit about everyone and everything
person 1 “yo did you see booger fam today?”
person 2 “you mean THEE BOOGER FAM?! HELL YES! THEYRE LIKE THE GREATEST PEOPLE EVER!!”
by whagfyhenwnha October 20, 2022
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Rice Booger

When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.
Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!
by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018
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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
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road booger

Noun | Road Boo·ger | rōd ˈbo͝oɡər/

Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.
Watch out for road boogers today, drivers!
by evanfeite January 27, 2017
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Booger Backhoe

A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!
Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
by Big1Adam December 30, 2018
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