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Fucking AIDS

When something is not fun or annoying to do.
Dave: I gotta goto the DMV renew my license, fucking AIDS.
by James White the fourth August 12, 2021
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AID Summer

A pretty lit summer program where youths from all across the world teach socially disadvantaged Taiwanese children English. 99% Taiwanese people.
"Hey Jon you want to apply for AID Summer for this summer?"
"Hell yea"
by portgasdace August 1, 2016
mugGet the AID Summermug.

crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
mugGet the crustacean-aidsmug.

Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
mugGet the Queering Aidmug.

Monkey Aids

Once monkey aids is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan: Monkey aids

Aidan’s Mom at 1 am: T-pose
by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018
mugGet the Monkey Aidsmug.

Space Aids

Space aids are when you join a VC and your friend has a voice changer from voice mod and uses it in your VC then you are infected with SPACE AIDS.
Bro i got a voice changer check it out! Now you have space aids mother fucker!
by Space Aid Havin Motha Fucka August 14, 2023
mugGet the Space Aidsmug.

AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 24, 2014
mugGet the AIDS Grenademug.

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